I did a lot of bad things. My landlady has yet to install our washer/dryer, leaving the 9 of us to get creative with ways to wash our clothes at little to no cost. Yesterday I drove to campus and parked in the 15-minute visitor zone, snuck like a ninja to the dorms and threw a load in the wash, then went to dinner with Zach at the on-campus buffet. As we were leaving we decided we wanted to take…
I need to wash my eyeballs out with soap. A local frat hosted a party. There were strippers. I’ve been to a male strip club before and it was probably one of the best party nights of my life: classy, sexy, meaty dudes with choreographed dances wearing not a whole lot of anything. They each had the clothing equivelant of roughly one sock on (you know what I mean…). I was expecting something equally as classy from the three professional…
Operation: Impromptu Candadian Coffee was a success! For those of you who were not tracking my life yesterday afternoon, I posted the distance to the nearest Starbucks on my Facebook and asked if anyone wanted to go (the only requirement being the ownership of a valid passport). I didn’t know I’d get a carfull of people by that evening, and at 8:30pm we departed for magical coffeeland! I found it odd that for some reason, no one in the car…
I’m about to pitch you an offer you can’t resist. Those of you who live in the North Country, this one’s for you. The nearest Starbucks is exactly 49 miles away from Potsdam. I request, but don’t require, that you throw a couple bucks into my gas tank, and I will chaffeur all of us over to magical coffee land in return. As an added bonus, I’ll even drive us back. You don’t need a parent signature, you don’t need…