So this sex-crazed Looney Tune came into my bar the other night. It was awesome. Since I started working here I have had made so many observations on the human condition. I’m actually in the middle of a really awesome social experiment and I can’t wait for all of the results to come in. But that’s another post for another time. Back to the sex-crazed Looney Tune, who we’re all here to see. This guy was nuts. I mean really…
First off, I am not engaged, nor do I have any plans of being engaged any time soon. But I’d be lying if I said I’ve never thought about my wedding. I’d say that pretty much all of the following are non-negotiable: Cheap is key. I have never dreamed of a white dress that costs more than any one of my student loans, nor have I dreamed of asking my parents to pull from their retirement to pay for a…
I did something really exciting today. I won’t tell you what it is, because I’ve been on this kick lately where I get extremely excited about big life choices and for one reason or another it doesn’t work out. But just know that that’s where my brain is right now. I’m actually extremely tired of that. I’ve been coasting for quite some time now, and I felt like I haven’t had much control over a lot of things. That’s what…