It’s the end of the world. Another pair of flip flops broke today. As per usual, I wore them through and this time the strap completely broke off. RIP the flip flops with bottle-openers on the bottom. No worries – I ran home during lunch (with one shoe on?) and grabbed a pair of sexy boots that will make every student and professor go “oh la la someone please get me her digits.” I am already looking forward to the…
“There are two ways to get me to remember your name in this class: suck up or fuck up,” -my Corrections and Punishment professor.
Would anyone like to buy me a modem, a router, and an internet plan so I can update le blog a titty bit more regularly? Today is the first day of classes for my last semester of college. I have decided this is reason enough to treat myself to a celebratory latte and bagel. This semester’s schedule entails 20 hours a week of work, plus 17 credit hours of classes. Doing the math here…. a full time student is considered…
ROOMMATES ARE ARRIVING AHHHHHH! John, a broad-shouldered Italian man, arrived two days ago and represents the first of 8 roommates who will be pouring into my house this week. And he brought with him his girlfriend (hi Ali!) and quite possibly the most pathetically precious kitten I have ever seen. I can’t even handle how adorable my house is right now. The kitten, who will be living illegally downstairs (landlady: please disregard this post), has a broken leg and needs…