I’m Not Dead! I Live in Texas!
First off, just to get this out of the way: yes, I’m alive. I know all y’all were concerned about me, as is evident by the mountains of fan mail I didn’t receive. I haven’t written since last year because of a great many silly excuses: I’m lazy, Republicans threatened my life, I was busy wrestling puppies… But, now that I’m more or less settled into my new place in Austin, I think it’s time for myriad updates of the…