After a week of job training in DC followed by a week of work projects in Oklahoma City, I’m finally back in Montgomery. I arrived on Saturday and have been camping out at my boss’s place for a couple days; I just got into my apartment today. Fantastic though she is, Mrs. Potts was unable to transport all of my furniture from Potsdam and I am hanging out in a big, empty apartment until further notice. I’m borrowing an air…
I am not opposed to the progress of science and the incorporation of computers into our every day lives. I’m not opposed to people who work in offices who need to carry devices with them to check their emails on occasion. I’m going on my third year living without internet and I still somehow manage to stalk you all on Facebook for several hours a day. I know the value of being connected, and most of you know that I…
The rest of my days in DC ended with checking out a few more bars and double checking the White House…several times. Although I was unable to complete my mission, I am satisfied with seeing only Sasha and am comfortable with knowing that I double checked quite a few likely Obama-hideouts. On my last night in DC I went to a bar with several other secret agents. I only spent a total of $1 for three whiskey drinks, which I…
The search for the Commander-in-Chief continues. Sasha is the only Obama located so far and I will not rest until at least the male Obama has been located and a picture of me has been taken with that handsome devil. Over the past few days I have attended Secret Agent AmeriCorps training by day and hunted for El Presidente by night. The following locations have been ruled out for Presidential hideout spots: all of the Starbuckses in DC the Lincoln…