The Four Dogs to Whom I Lent a Helping Paw
To the dogs of Montgomery, Alabama: please stop needing my assistance to keep you alive. I am emotionally exhausted and you seriously need to start taking care of yourselves. As I sit typing this, I have an elderly gentleman snoozing on the cushion to my left and a spritely young lad sleeping in his bed to my right, worn out from a wrestling match against me that took place several minutes ago. I have had the honor of watching these…