I Got My Hair Cut at an Alabama Wal*Mart
We all know Wal*Mart is the devil and we shouldn’t support them because they make starving, orphaned 3-year-olds in Indonesia knit their clothes with their dead mothers’ hair as well as sell sugar that has been harvested by modern day slaves in a secret underground colony in the Caribbean. Unless, of course, you are very broke. Then it’s ok to support Wal*Mart. For those who are broke and need to maintain their hair, a wash and cut at the Wal*Mart…