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Month: April 2013

I Got My Hair Cut at an Alabama Wal*Mart

I Got My Hair Cut at an Alabama Wal*Mart

We all know Wal*Mart is the devil and we shouldn’t support them because they make starving, orphaned 3-year-olds in Indonesia knit their clothes with their dead mothers’ hair as well as sell sugar that has been harvested by modern day slaves in a secret underground colony in the Caribbean. Unless, of course, you are very broke. Then it’s ok to support Wal*Mart. For those who are broke and need to maintain their hair, a wash and cut at the Wal*Mart…

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I Needed to Do This Today

I Needed to Do This Today

This week’s highlights include a 6-day work week of nothing but 14-hour days, the birth of my ridiculously good-looking nephew, and the decision to finally remove the toxic people from my life. Sometimes, I just need to disappear for a little while. Sometimes, I just need to fill up Mrs. Potts with a full tank, roll the windows down, turn off my cell phone, and hit the road. I tell you, nothing makes me feel better than getting another state…

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