4.2.12

In my spare time, I laugh in the faces of skinny people. They’re missing out.

Behold: the bacon taco (photo has since unfortunately been lost!), also known as the taco with a shell made from strips of bacon that were cooked together, folded in half, then filled with your favorite taco-y things. To those that say technology is done advancing, I say any lack of apparent technological progress has been replaced with creative progress. The bacon tacos don’t lie.

The burning question on my mind is: can these be delivered via the tacocopter, which delivers tacos straight to your GPS coordinates from an unmanned flying machine after punching in a request from your smartphone?

Ladies and gentlemen, if there’s anything to conclude from this, I’d say it is a good week to be a taco.