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And These are My Life Goals

June 8, 2014

Turn all of RPS into something cohesive and brilliant.

Do a push-up correctly. Just one. Bonus points: A pull-up too.

Live in Notamerica for a while.

Help people while being able to live a sustainable lifestyle.

Come to terms with the people I currently want to punch in the throat.

Make the previous goal a higher priority.

Know everything about politics.

Know the answer to the question: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Be famous for something ridiculous. The good, but borderline scandalous, kind of ridiculous.

Take my little sister to a male strip club.

Pay my parents back for my last speeding ticket.

Convince Daniel to let Myles up on the bed.

Woman up and get that next tattoo.

Identify with a religion. Follow it religiously.

Find a distant relative, and have lunch with them.

Pay for the coffee of the person in line behind me at the Starbucks drive-thru.

Keep a diary that I don’t publish online.

Get in a hockey fight.

Aaaaaand I think that just about sums it up, for today.