And These are My Life Goals
Turn all of RPS into something cohesive and brilliant.
Do a push-up correctly. Just one. Bonus points: A pull-up too.
Live in Notamerica for a while.
Help people while being able to live a sustainable lifestyle.
Come to terms with the people I currently want to punch in the throat.
Make the previous goal a higher priority.
Know everything about politics.
Know the answer to the question: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Be famous for something ridiculous. The good, but borderline scandalous, kind of ridiculous.
Take my little sister to a male strip club.
Pay my parents back for my last speeding ticket.
Convince Daniel to let Myles up on the bed.
Woman up and get that next tattoo.
Identify with a religion. Follow it religiously.
Find a distant relative, and have lunch with them.
Pay for the coffee of the person in line behind me at the Starbucks drive-thru.
Keep a diary that I don’t publish online.
Get in a hockey fight.
Aaaaaand I think that just about sums it up, for today.